Foreign News: Amy, C. B. E.

SAM, BEN, and JACK* Cry all, "Alack!" And wring your hands in vain! SAM, JACK, and BEN, Cry all, "Amen!" In triplicate refrain! For you, I fear, This flying year By AMY are stir passed, Whom all the new Johnsonian crew Now welcome home at last.

Such was the "Song of the Johnsons. . . . Indited in honor of the Return of La Bien-Aimée Johnson to the Shores of Albion" fortnight ago by the London Graphic.

With a smile on her lips and a severe pain in her stomach. Amy ("Call-me-Johnnie") Johnson, Commander of the...

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