Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A spider who cries: " YESS, and now it is mine!" (P. 3.)
The red herring with which President Wilson was tripped. (P. 7.)
A diplomat that cannot walk. (P. 13.)
" The laughing stock of the world " (P. 8.)
A lass who treads her comrades' toes, exclaiming: "Let them squirm."
Umbrage in Canada for Count Michael Karolyi, traitor to caste if not to country. (P. 13.)
Moron marathons. (P. 24.)
A public that continues to tolerate a deposed cinema clown. (P....