Music: Plug

When a general—or an admiral—gets up to make a speech, you never can tell what he may say. To 2,000 diners at Manhattan's Waldorf-Astoria Hotel, welcoming the Admiral back home last week, Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz lapsed into doggerel. The verses, he explained, about a sailor named Patsy McCoy, had been found by a Navy censor, going through the mail:

Me and Halsey and Nimitz

Have sure got the Japs on the run

We're driving them wacky

In old Nagasaki. . . .

Me and Halsey and Nimitz

Are havin' a wonderful time.

What we ain't uprootin'

By bombin' and shootin'

Would fit on the face of a...

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