License
In Greenville, S. C., a man applying for a marriage license was asked by Judge Guy A. Gullick: "What's the girl's name?" Said the applicant, scratching his head, "I just don't remember, judge."
Selective Service
In Orange, N. J., a twelve-year-old boy scanned a list of draft numbers in the city hall. "Looking for your dad's number, sonny?" beamed the mayor. "Naw!" said the small fry, "my teacher's. I sure hope he goes."
Pension
In Raleigh, N. C., a 72-year-oldster asked that his pension be stopped because he disliked being "a burden on the Government in these difficult times."
Name
In a Manhattan police court a man...
