Army & Navy: Boys Will Be Boys

Randolph Field's magazine carries a page chiding flight-flustered cadets. Excerpts :

> Cadet S. Weitzman was so relieved at completing his cross-country flight that he released his controls while still rolling on his landing and shook hands with himself. The plane merrily ground-looped down the ramp.

> Cadet Vic Skov radioed the control tower: "I'm taking off on Pawnee Cross-Country." Tower to Skov: "Happy landings, everyone else is going to Temple."

> Cadet R. D. Stevens asked: "Oh, please sir, where am I?" The tower: "You're right over the field, enter traffic and land."

> Cadet O. P. Collie: "Sir, the clouds are forming under...

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