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GREATEST CATASTROPHE IN HISTORY THREATENS NEW YORK AND SUBURBS

Flood Greater Than Any Since Noah's Day May at Any Time Sweep Down the Croton Valley

In terrible big black headlines, breaking the Sabbath peace, a mysterious little sheet shrieks such messages at New Yorkers. It is the New York Enquirer, only Sunday afternoon paper in the city. Making the most of its few unchallenged hours on the newsstands, it prints the wildest stories seen anywhere in the U.S. press. No less strange than the paper is its editor and publisher, a pudgy loudmouth named...

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