Fruit
In Lakeview, Chicago district, a boy, seven, fell off his front steps, was taken to a hospital. "What's your name?" asked the interne. Said the youngster: "Orange." A nurse brought him an orange. ''What's your name?" asked she. "Apple," replied the seven-year-old. Brows knit, the nurse looked in the telephone book, summoned Orange Apple Sr., father of the child.
Fall
In Manhattan, Joie McCarthy, 5, fell 50 feet, lost two teeth, laughed.
Tails
In Rice Lake, Wis., one J. F. Baskin last week offered $100 reward for information leading to arrest and conviction of...
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