VIEW with ALARM
Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
Snickers and guffaws on the part of a learned audience.
Fiery John Spargo.
A flock of unclean birds.
A white-trash father who drank himself to death.
Certain cinemalicious adjectives reserved for scions.
Princes"Never can they hope to hear the truth in such matters."
A report pregnant with gloom.
A keen-minded Democrank.
The questions of Mr. Pattangall "the familiar trick questions of the ordinary politician."
A gigantic, morose, hirsute inmate.
Max Marston. Confused, he topped drives.
"Dirty liar!" applied to a U. S. Senator.