Miscellany, Mar. 17, 1941

Theft. In Denver, thieves broke into a theatre, swiped 41 pipes from the organ.

Grounds. In Brooklyn, a woman of Italian descent sought separation from her British-born husband. Grounds: gloating.

Color. In London, a girl filing her A. T. S. (Auxiliary Territorial Service) registration blank stated that the color of her hair was "temporary."

Tired. In El Paso, Tex., a girl explained why her car crashed: "Everybody was arguing, and I was tired of it, so I just drove into the gate to stop them."

Divine Comedy. In Albania, advancing Greeks picked up a copy...

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