From the Royse City, Tex. (pop.. 1,128) News-Times:
"TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN
"If you are expecting the stork to visit your home this year, and he has to come by way of Royse City, he will have to bring a check book to pay his bill before delivery, as the undersigned doctors delivered many babies during 1937 and over half of them have not been paid for.
"We do not need the experience and if you can not pay the bill, please do not call us as you have had nine months to prepare for...