Foreign News: Blundering Bull

Last week a bull blundered into a small antique shop at rustic Fakenham in Norfolk. Within, pricing china, was Her Majesty, white-haired Queen Mary. Eyeing the bull steadily, Queen Mary retreated three paces while clerks coaxed the animal out, without damage.

"Ah," sighed the courageous Queen-Empress, "I have often heard of a bull in a china shop, but I have never seen one there before."

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