Miscellany, May 29, 1933

Trilogy

In Mobile, the Mobile Register suggested a slogan for National Cotton Week: SEE NO WEEVIL, HEAR NO WEEVIL, SPEAK NO WEEVIL.

Nostalgia

In Chicago, Stanley Janseki, 35, onetime farmer, missed his farm and livestock, went to the stockyards to see the cows, started to milk one, was arrested, said to the judge: "I just wanted to see if I could still milk a cow."

Aces

In Douglaston, L. I., at the 155-yd. 15th hole of North Hills Golf Club, C. X. Bieth smacked a mashie shot, watched his ball plop into the cup for...

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