Now Mrs. Mabel Willebrandt lives down in Washington,
If she doesn't stop her kiddin' and spoiling people's fun,
I, for one, will stand right out and make a little bet,
That Miss Liberty soon will be the girl that men forget.
I was carried down to court accused of selling liquor,
I got a hand upon the stand that made the lawyers snicker.
Judge Thomas said, "Tex, so you sell booze?"
I said, "Please don't be silly;
I swear to you my cellar's filled
With chocolate and vanilly."
So, in a broad, chortling voice, in a scarlet dress, in...