PROHIBITION: Free Guinan

Now Mrs. Mabel Willebrandt lives down in Washington,

If she doesn't stop her kiddin' and spoiling people's fun,

I, for one, will stand right out and make a little bet,

That Miss Liberty soon will be the girl that men forget.

I was carried down to court accused of selling liquor,

I got a hand upon the stand that made the lawyers snicker.

Judge Thomas said, "Tex, so you sell booze?"

I said, "Please don't be silly;

I swear to you my cellar's filled

With chocolate and vanilly."

So, in a broad, chortling voice, in a scarlet dress, in...

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