Foreign News: Bottoms Up:

"Let not the housewife whose husband comes a bit unsteadily home point at him the finger of scorn, for if he has been drinking German wine he has done a patriotic duty and he may well smite his breast and proudly assert the fact." '"Formerly all true Germans were called upon to lay down their lives upon the field of battle, which they gladly did. Today I call upon every patriot to drink more wine!"

Thus, at a mass meeting, last week, in dauntless fighting terms did President Matheus of I falz Province summon sturdy...

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