Dogged by a rumor of many years standing that Crown Prince Mihai is not quite bright, the Rumanian Royal Family continue to prove that "Mihai is a normal, healthy, happy boy." Last week they proved it again when Mihai gave audience to a correspondent who inquired, "Might I ask Your Royal Highness a question that was asked me at my corporal's examination? A difficult question?"
Mihai looked doubtful.
"I am sure His Royal Highness can answer," encouraged Mihai's tutor. "Go ahead, ask him."
"The question is, Your Royal Highness, is it correct to...