Sport: Greenbergs

"My dear," said one Max Greenberg to his wife last Sunday at the Hot Springs (Ark.) Country Club, "you are not holding your club properly. Let me show you."

Meekly Mrs. Greenberg handed him her golf stick.

"Now, when you swing, swing like this," said Mr. Greenberg, swinging like that, but ending the stroke with a dull thud.

Mrs. Greenberg did not reply. Instead she slumped to the turf, knocked unconscious.

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