His Majesty's venerable aunt H.R.H. Princess Louise, dowager Duchess of Argyle, dowager Baroness of Inveraray, Mull, Morvern, Tiry et al., daughter of the late, great Queen Victoria, attended recently a concert staged by her own Kensington Regiment, found fault.
"Why aren't the men smoking?" she questioned crisply. "Let them all smoke! In fact, I want a cigaret myself."
Shamefacedly the regimental commander pulled from his pocket a slightly crumpled pasteboard container. "I am sorry, Your Royal Highness," he apologized, "these are not one of the best brands."...