The Press: Joke for Joke

The Cover of Life (Christmas Number): A girl, sitting, her legs half folded under her. In her hand a sprig of mistletoe. In her eyes pensive expectancy.

The Cover of Judge (Christmas Number): A girl, sitting, her legs half folded under her. Above her head a sprig of mistletoe. In her eyes pensive expectancy.

Life's Centre Spread: A rooftop. Smoke from the chimneys. Two chil- dren, their clothes blown by the wind, gazing upward. Riding across the sky Santa Claus, cracking his whip over reindeer. Caption: "I Wonder If...

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