After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:
Pomp of banners, stallions, mustaches, death.
Baskets of fruit in every room.
Pug-nosed symphonophiles.
"Wonderful meat-mechanism."
A heavy, spatulate appendage, blotched and yellow.
Six Platos; thirteen Homers; a Huzzah.
La Prensa, newspaper of an entire nation.
An illustrious antithesis on dullness in public affairs.
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