Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A tower of Babel quickly erected. (Page 3, column 3.)
A hairless, scrubbed and tasteless eunuch. (P. IS, col. 2.)
"Glug," "glug, glug." (P. 18, col. 3.)
' Youthful sardines . . . wholesale assassinations." (P. 9, col. 2.)
"Ye critics" whose actions must be explained. (P. 4, col. 1.)
Soulless women. (P. 4, col. 3.)
The explorations of a fly. (P. 5, col. 1.)
A secret inter-Anglo-Saxon plot. (P. 2, col. 3.)
An accident in the Polish Corridor. (P. 10, col. 3.)
Shy bachelor, who makes but three dates in 203 years. (P. 28, col. 3.)
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