Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A reddish mustache whacked off with a pair of manicure scissors.
M. D.'s unable to cure themselves.
History that cannot repeat a Lincoln.
A shrunken Governor.
A drunken youth.
The slush compounded by one, Guglielmo.
Britishers who forgot their national anthem.
"Men, women, young men and maidens ... all huddled together in one room.
Presidents at $550,000 each.
"Murders, killings, assaults, robberies, tortures."
A dogma half the Cardinals oppose.
Letters of Tom, Dick, Harry.
The things that happen on the coast of folly.
The dreadful possibility of a meeting between a Vladimir...