Woman enters shoe store in Rue de la Paix. Salesman removes shoe. What then shall salesman do with foot?
Scandalized Anglo-Saxon correspondents reported, last week, that the shoe shop 01 one smart Parisian .business, snatches ;has doubled sales within the past month, simply _ because each salesman now raise- feminine foot with gallant yet reverent gesture and implants kiss just above toes on instep.
Sales resistance being thus lessened, salesman endeavors to complete sale.
Prediction: Parsons will soon fulminate from pulpits against foot kissing business snatchers....