Business & Finance: Business Snatching

Woman enters shoe store in Rue de la Paix. Salesman removes shoe. What then shall salesman do with foot?

Scandalized Anglo-Saxon correspondents reported, last week, that the shoe shop 01 one smart Parisian .business, snatches ;has doubled sales within the past month, simply _ because each salesman now raise- feminine foot with gallant yet reverent gesture and implants kiss just above toes on instep.

Sales resistance being thus lessened, salesman endeavors to complete sale.

Prediction: Parsons will soon fulminate from pulpits against foot kissing business snatchers.

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