After a cursory view of TIME'S summary of events, the Generous Citizen points with pride to:
Behavior of a Colloidal Miscella.
121 journeys with a handbarrow full of stones.
Florence Damm, Helen Damm, Margaret Agnes Damm, Jeannette Damm, Gertrude Damm.
The narrowest house in Manhattan.
Two Irishmen at the bottom of a river.
A calm temperament, expectant of good.
Tales of Jesus told in a thin, reedy voice.
A royal Jap on a craggy Alp.
VIEW with ALARM
Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
... a yokel in a...