Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Viligant Patriot views with alarm:
Poor Greeks and other underpaid theologs.
"A blot on the State and a disgrace to the good people thereof."
A bunch of big, bumptious small-town boosters.
Correspondents with fancy names.
Immodest . . . argumentative . . . lame schoolteacher.
Reeking sheets.
The shoes, the trouser-cuffs of company officials.
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