Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot
views with alarm:
Bunk and worse than bunk.
Any music played on a sexophone.
A mixed orchestra in Glasgow and Edinburgh.
All the Dutchmen in London.
A mincing pedestrian with yellow hair all abroad.
Weird chants that the Bowdoin's operator explained.
The Mr. Chiltons of the world.
A tall Persian cat.
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