View with Alarm: Mar. 2, 1925

Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

A large forefinger that was stuck (secretly) into an ear. (P. 24, col. 2.)

A Boston drunkard who swore, struggled, had to be held down. (P. 16, col. 3.)

Hoch! (P. 8, col. 1.)

A deaf Shah. (P. 10, col. 1.)

Certain middle-aged New Yorkers. (P. 18, col. 2.)

A wild-eyed woman, her large face splashed with her husband's blood, (P. 22, col. 1.)

A daughter "beautiful and elegant, graceful, silly, fashionable and strange." (P. 15, col. 1.)

No smoking and no throwing things...

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