Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A one-horse rodeo of phony riffraff. (P. 11, col. 2.)
19 Governors who declined. (P. 1, col. 1.)
Swamp scenes with crickets. (P. 12, col. 3.)
A gurgitated prophet going to Nineveh. (P. 11, col. 2.)
White House leaks. (P. 1, col. 2.)
The mine named after Baron von und zum Stein. (P. 7, col. 3.)
A scrambled diurnal. (P. 19, col. 3.)
A Greek scholar sent from the room. (P. 17, col. 3.)
40 suicides per month. (P. 8, col. 3.)
A bullethead from Yali. (P....
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