Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A Prince's nose that grew larger and larger. (Page 12, column 2.)
A very large chorus that shuffled about. (P. 14, col. 2.)
A sweet eulogy of a saint that would make a dog sick. (P. 27, col. 1.)
Growls, snarls, mutterings and other verbal abuses. (P. 10, col. 2.)
Telephone girls shaking and cackling, helpless with mirth. (P. 24, col. 3.)
A wicked editor. He ferreted facts which wrecked lives. (P. 18, col. 2.)
A Republic that failed to pay regularly its dues....