Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A golfer who dubbed; a pitcher who suddenly "walked" two batters. (P. 1.)
The uncontrollable passion of an Austrian baroness. (P. 11.)
The consistent ambiguity of a long word. (P. 11.)
Barriers that were bent but not broken. (P. 15.)
A loud burst of laughter, a white cloud, nostrils issuing two wisps of whitish light. (P. 16.)
Figures that curled into space like the tail of Alice's mouse. (P. 19.)
Tall tales about gland-transplanting miracles, (P. 21.)
The one thing in the world that...