Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
Gentlemen who blow their noses with their fingers. (P. 14.)
A disgrace to the educated world. (P. 31.)
A newspaper of the plain people, by the plain people, for the plain people. (P. 27.)
A tax on tinned crabs. (P. 8.)
A monstrous, imperturbable tooth of granite, challenging the human race. (P. 17.)
Soft, woolly balls. They caused an American defeat. (P. 26.)
A crowd that got in the firemen's way. (P. 31.)
A slight attack of jaundice. (P. 26.)
The composure of a cobra and the face of six or seven madonnas. (P. 24.)
A general...
