WOMEN: Springtime

The effect of sprouting season on the younger male specimens of the species is age old and well known. It would seem, however, that to females, both old and young, the full enjoyment of Spring has been denied until re cent years. For when the young male turns to love to satisfy the cosmic urge, the female instinctively turns to meeting and conference. Whatever may be her mission or purpose in life, it is a rare Spring nowadays which fails to provide a conference or a convention...

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