Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
The heavy-hanging face of William Randolph Hearst. (P. 20.)
A willingness to discuss anything at any time on any evidence. (P. 17.)
A very thinly disguised Weber & Fields comedian. (P. 16.)
The "Teapot Dome scandal of grand operadom." (P. 13.)
A steamingly crowded hall. (P. 18.)
Uncle Sam's unpatted belly. (P. 4.)
Poison for Dr. Gessmann the first evening after their reunion. (P. 10.)
Fifty anti-Jewish students armed with clubs. (P. 11.)
The inevitable occidental camera. (P. 11.)
Mythical hoatzins. (P. 19.)
Buzzards and...
