In Berkeley, Calif., Dr. Olga Bridgman announced that she had
discovered a means of transforming idiots into high grade morons. No details
were given, aside from the fact that the treatment is applied to the
thyroid glands and is declared effective only in cases of idiocy
resulting from irregular secretions from the ductless glands.
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