Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:
A Hamburger that teaches German children to "be themselves." (P. 18.)
" A juicy thug," hired in Paris, and the man that shot him dead. (P. 3.)
A scarcity of Pacific naval bases. (P. 3.)
" The most dangerous post in the world." (P. 11.)
The bawling, syncopated soubrette, whose only acquisition was a reputation in the divorce courts and a vulgar method of kicking. (P. 26.)
Rigorous Angora etiquette. (P. 11.)
Three wounded picadors; six dead matadors. (P. 24.)
An unpleasant chapter of Spanish...