Will Everyone Still Love Raymond?

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Leaving the course, on his way to his therapy appointment, Romano can think only about all the things he shouldn't have said about Mooseport not being as funny as his sitcom; about Dustin Hoffman, who was originally supposed to play the President, being an endless talker; about not getting his teeth cleaned until two years ago, when the hygienist had to do it in four visits; about his plan to yank his buddy King of Queens' Kevin James' shirt open at Pebble Beach to reveal his right breast. "I'm in trouble when this story comes out. I suck at golf, and I want to kiss other women. I love my wife! Put that in there," he says. "Now drop me off at the jewelry store."