"We both married well. Some accuse us both of not being able to speak the language. We both have big biceps."
George W. Bush,
U.S. President, comparing himself to Arnold Schwarzenegger, California's governor-elect

"This is a mutually agreed security arrangement."
Than Tun,
Burmese Defense Ministry spokesman, defending the house arrest of dissident Aung San Suu Kyi

"The Europeans killed six million Jews out of twelve million. But today the Jews rule the world by proxy. They get others to fight and die for them ... 1.3 billion...

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