Geek Chic

Viktor and Rolf are crestfallen. The Dutch designers — fashion-set favorites who are now out to prove that they're not too quirky for mainstream success — are in London for their first-ever movie premiere, the opening of Young Adam , starring Ewan McGregor and their friend and muse Tilda Swinton. Part of Leicester Square is cordoned off and Swinton, whose short red hair and long black chiffon Viktor & Rolf dress make her look like a fiery upside-down exclamation point, is signing autographs and posing. Viktor and Rolf trail behind her. It's all so nearly perfect, and yet ? "There's no red...