Q: Have you met Seinfeld's wife?
A: Yes, I have.
Q: She seems real stable.
A: Let me get this straight. You'd like me to take a loaded weapon, put it in my own mouth and dance the hora just to see if it goes off?
Q: Just making sure you owe him for life. Now, you act, sing, dance and bend spoons with your mind. Have you made some kind of pact with the devil?
A: No. I have merely made a pact with the William Morris Agency.
Q: As a kid, you took tap-dancing lessons four towns away. Was four towns enough?
A: I am happy to report it was.
Q: Why is DeNiro involved in this Bullwinkle movie?
A: I thought it odd myself. People went, "Hey, you're working with DeNiro!" and I said, "Yep." Any other movie, I'd be really excited about it. But I hear really good things about it.
Q: How was he?
A: He's shy to the point of being dysfunctional. It took 2 1/2 weeks to realize the easiest path was to goof on him.
Q: Yeah, that's a good call.
A: I got the idea from Billy Crystal.
Q: Crystal was trying to get you beat up.
A: I don't doubt that.
Q: Remember when God told Rene Russo to take off her clothes in that Pierce Brosnan movie The Thomas Crown Affair?
A: I went to see that movie, and I left her a message praising her choices and her talent, and my last line was, "By the way, great t___." And she called back and said, "Horses___ with all the other stuff. Thank you for liking my breasts."
Q: Did you try to trick her at all by piping sound into her dressing room telling her to take off her clothes?
A: No. I just asked her blatantly.