I Do, Dear. Now Pass Me that Towel

Brenton and Danika have come a long way for the most serious moment in their life—and they're on the brink of hysterical laughter. The couple is exchanging wedding vows on the beach on Lanta Island in southern Thailand, but the minister is Thai and his English is enigmatic. Brenton can't comprehend the solemn words he's meant to repeat, and an expectant hush has fallen over the congregation, a spontaneous assemblage of sun worshipping, T shirt-wearing vacationers. The groom hesitates and then wings it, spouting words of love eternal that would do King James proud. Rings are exchanged, and the beaming minister...

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