Arts and Crafts at the Playboy Mansion

Hugh Hefner teaches me nothing about women but a lot about how to make a really nice scrapbook

Illustration by Tomasz Walenta for TIME; Corbis (2); Getty Images (11)

I always imagined Hugh Hefner's life was 20% boobs, 20% butts and 60% boobs and butts. But then I started reading his Twitter feed and found out he spends every Saturday scrapbooking. Scrapbooking is clearly way more fun than I thought. And since there was little chance of upping the boobs and butts in my life, I decided to learn how to scrapbook--from him.

Normally, the 87-year-old Hef scrapbooks with his 27-year-old wife Crystal, but for my lesson, he met me alone on a Thursday. I showed up at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles with a box of old photos...

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