Tax Me, I'm Irish

Like the innovative thinkers at Apple, I'm taking my greenbacks to the Emerald Isle

I was incensed when I found out that Apple avoided paying U.S. taxes on $44 billion in income through overseas-accounting legerdemain--until I realized I might be able to do it too. All my income is paid to a C corporation called Steinacopia Inc., which is part of this country's backbone of small businesses that employ millions of people and create the products that make this the greatest nation on earth, only in Steinacopia's case it's just me and I don't make anything. Apple might have set up shell subsidiaries, but Steinacopia is already a shell corporation. Steinacopia's only business is taking...

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