Clear Eyes, Cold Heart, Can't Lose

How to resist sexual temptation in one easy step

I would never, ever sleep with my biographer. How can I be so sure? Because, as a married man, I would never, ever tell my life story to a woman I found even remotely attractive.

Unlike me, David Petraeus is a man of great loyalty, sacrifice, honor, discipline and willpower. Which is exactly why he messed up. I know I am a man of infinite weakness. And because of this knowledge, I know that the two greatest rules in life are not to get involved in a war in Afghanistan and not to hang out with hot chicks.

I spend much...

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