AUTHOR EDITION
GOOD WEEK/BAD WEEK
Neil Patrick Harris
The jack-of-all-trades inked a deal for a memoir, due out in the spring of 2014
J.K. Rowling
The Harry Potter scribe's latest novel, The Casual Vacancy, has been widely panned by (non-Time) critics
WTF
Insane Lawsuit Posse
We can't decide what's crazier: the FBI's classifying "Juggalos," a.k.a. face-painted fans of hip-hop duo Insane Clown Posse, as a gang, or the performers' suing the FBI for not substantiating its claim. Here's hoping they settle via rap battle.
A HEADY HOMAGE
Remember the score of the 2006 World Cup final? Neither do we. But we...