Your day job is writing for a newspaper. Didn't you once end up at a sex club with Lady Gaga?
Yes. This was at the time the rumor was going round that she was secretly a man. I saw her vagina when she was on the toilet. I quickly checked, as a journalist would, and I was able to break that news in the Times of London, one of the oldest and most respectable newspapers in the world.
We've been talking for only a minute, and you've already brought up vaginas. There was recently a bit of controversy in the U.S....
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