'I don't know. Do I look like a Vice President?'
1. CHRIS CHRISTIE, Republican governor of New Jersey, in the latest of his many denials that he might be chosen as Mitt Romney's running mate; Christie will give the keynote speech at the GOP Convention
'To claim that he knowingly, intentionally protected a pedophile is false.'
2. THE PATERNO FAMILY, disputing a report that said Joe Paterno, the late Penn State head football coach, could have prevented assistant coach Jerry Sandusky's sexual assaults on minors
'If something's going to come out, get it out in a hurry.'
3. GEORGE WILL, conservative...