'When did the government get into the business of defining ... the extent of our ministry?'

1. TIMOTHY DOLAN, Archbishop of New York, arguing that President Obama's contraception-coverage plan undermines Catholic-affiliated organizations' ability to provide services according to their faith

'The flames of war will reach you everywhere.'

2. ANSAR AL-SHARIA, militant group affiliated with al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, which claimed responsibility for a suicide bombing in Sana'a, Yemen, that killed nearly 100 people

'It was both sad and happy because no one ever leaves SNL.'

3. FRED ARMISEN, Saturday Night Live cast member, deadpanning about the departure of Kristen...

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