'Any thinking American would have ordered exactly the same thing.'

1. MITT ROMNEY, Republican presidential candidate, responding to Obama campaign ads that argued Romney wouldn't have authorized the successful raid on Osama bin Laden's compound in Pakistan

'I am a little occupied at the moment, but perhaps someday I can help you forget Sarah Marshall ... again.'

2. HILLARY CLINTON, U.S. Secretary of State, rejecting Forgetting Sarah Marshall star Jason Segel's request to appear in one of his upcoming projects

'It's like a real Chinese version of The Shawshank Redemption.'

3. HU JIA, human-rights activist, on blind former government prisoner Chen...

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