Obama Wins!

Like most people on facebook, I don't particularly value my time. But there's still no way I'd spend any of it voting in a Democratic primary this year. Yet in each state, the Democratic Party is asking members to vote for Barack Obama, even though no one is running against him. It's as if someone were trying to build the most boring Soviet-themed amusement park possible.

Worse yet, on Jan. 21, Nevada threw a Democratic caucus, which is like a primary that you have to stay at for hours. But since I know TIME readers expect balanced political coverage, I volunteered...