'Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow.'

1. STEVE JOBS, in his final words before his Oct. 5 death, according to his sister Mona Simpson's eulogy

'Some grown men cried. I kind of liked that because they made me cry a few times.'

2. TONY LA RUSSA, manager of the St. Louis Cardinals, who won the World Series Oct. 28, describing how players reacted to his retirement announcement

'I enjoy flowers like everybody else.'

3. HERMAN CAIN, Republican presidential candidate, when asked in an interview if he has a "roaming eye," after it was reported that in the 1990s, Cain was accused...

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