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Diddy

The multitalented mogul surpassed the mighty Jay-Z in a Forbes magazine list of the richest hip-hop stars.

Fiddy

After the Internet laughed at the trailer for his film Things Fall Apart, 50 Cent tweeted off-color earthquake humor.

TELEVISION

Nickelodeon Nostalgia

Congratulations, children of the '90s: you're officially old. This fall, cable channel TeenNick will air a nightly block of vintage Nickelodeon shows like Rugrats, Salute Your Shorts and All That, which stars a pre-SNL Kenan Thompson. Network execs made the move after noticing an online fan following. The shows will air from midnight to 2 a.m., so a new generation of kids probably won't be awake to watch Clarissa explain it all.

THEATER

Spidey Deferred

On March 11, shortly after announcing the departure of director Julie Taymor, producers of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark again pushed back the opening of the troubled Broadway musical, this time to June 14. Will the sixth time be the charm?

DECEMBER 2010 21

JANUARY 2011 11

FEBRUARY 2011 7

FEBRUARY 2011 18

MARCH 2011 15

JUNE 2011 14

MOVIES

Sub Remake Scuttled

Director Robert Zemeckis isn't living a life of ease these days after the epic fail of Mars Needs Moms, which was made for Disney by Zemeckis' production company. After a disastrous opening weekend (the $150 million Moms took in just $6.9 million in the U.S.), Disney torpedoed Zemeckis' next producing venture, a Yellow Submarine remake that would have used the same animation style as Moms. Zemeckis is now free to see if another studio will float his project.

VERBATIM

'Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday. Today is Friday, Friday. We, we, we so excited.'

REBECCA BLACK, teen singer, in her viral music-video hit "Friday," which was watched more than 9 million times after Internet buzz that it was the "worst song ever." While that is almost certainly not true, the lyrics leave much to be desired.

FASHION

Smokin' Hot

After several years away, Kate Moss returned to the runway to close out Louis Vuitton's fall-fashion show in Paris. But she did so with cigarette in hand, cheekily ignoring both a French ban on indoor smoking and Britain's No Smoking Day.

5 THINGS YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THIS WEEK

1. Charlie Sheen ever going away.

His Violent Torpedo of Truth tour will travel to cities across the U.S.

2. Bob Dylan's global reputation.

In April he will play China and Vietnam for the first time.

3. Red Dawn's global box office.

The '80s remake has changed its villains from Chinese to North Korean.

4. The prospect of a classy Snooki.

The reality star went all Jersey Shore during an appearance on WWE Monday Night Raw.

5. The 2011-12 football season.

Oh, wait--yeah, you should worry about that.

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